Hurry before they're gone! :)

"Hey. You. Yeah.... you.

Check this out... Shhhhh!! Step over here....behind this wall.

That's right.

I gots a deal for you. YEAH, it's a good deal. Look at these.... yes, they ARE memory. Real. No Joke. You stick 'em in.... and they work. They make you go FASTER and more EFFICIENT. Here... you hold 'em.....


 
2GB (4x512MB) PC2-4200S-444-12 LAPTOP MEMORY - CHEAP!

Nice, eh? Feels good, right?

Check THIS one out.... Quiet! ....No, they are clean. Yeah...that way:



2.5GB (5x512MB) PC2-5300S-555-12-A3 LAPTOP MEMORY - CHEAP

Can't get any better than this, right? No... that's not a Mod. Just a guy just walking by. Just pay attention....I'm not giving this deal to just anyone! You want some? No! They are clean... and they work. I told you that already.

Wait!.... Look over there, make sure nobody is around. Yeah, behind the dumpster. Nothing? Cool. Check THESE out! I only got two left. All set up and ready. Yeah.... you can PayPal this stuff. Yes, YES! Money orders too. Sure.... Cash is ALWAYS accepted. Wanna look?

Ok.... let me open this...... look at THAT beauty!!!



 Dell D520 Duo - Loaded and READY!!

Nice, eh? Quick, too. I sold a bunch of these.... my.....customers.... love them. You can put it right under your shirt.... in a briefcase.... Yeah. The real deal.

Ok.... I go out first. Just remember.... I got TWO left of the last thing. Don't forget to look at the rest of my stuff.... you may find something else.... I'll do you gooooooood!"



This was not written by me but by one of our newest members on OnlineAuction.com, TippedOver! He has some super great deals and a wicked sense of humor! Check him out!