Woman's Answer: One!
ONLY ONE! !!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the stupid
light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged in from the other room to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE
TOILET PAPER ROLL !!
I'm sorry. What was the question?
OK, when you get cooled off....splash cool water on your face ....leave your husband a BIG note that you really like these canisters......
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4 comments:
Who needs lightbulbs when most of your life you live in the dark anyway? Another awesome blog. Keeps me laffin' and for that I thank you so much
OMG! STILL laughing!! I gotta pass this on to my daughter...
Crack me up!
These are neat canisters!!
Thanks, SG!! Love your blogs!!
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