Lookin for a Hillbilly Gift?

 Do you know a hillbilly that is hard to buy for cuz they always figger they don't need nuthin?  Here's a coupla perfect gifts for them.  Here's the first one....................................

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'
'Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...
He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite
know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin'
it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on
Virgil's house. They search the shed where the
firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every.
piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at ole Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd...Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

Huh, aint that perfect?  If the Sheriffs Dept has caught on to your 'gift' then here's the tother gift for the picky hillbilly...... I'm thinkin this is bout the bestest...ain't    he cute? 

 

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