Warning Signs Of A Bad Thanksgiving

8. Most frequently used word at dinner: Heimlich


7. The "turkey" is wearing a dog collar.


6. Instead of "white meat or dark meat?", you are asking "bone or gristle?".


5. The thing you are most thankful for? Everyone leaving.


4. Local shop runs out of pilgrim costumes, so people dress as astronauts.


3. More than once, you deliberately try to choke on a turkey bone.


2. You are being thankful for the attractively priced combo meals at Taco Bell.


... and the #1 Warning Sign Of A Bad Thanksgiving ...


1. Turkeys are sold out, so you end up with a butterball frozen woodchuck.

Please don't stress over Thanksgiving preparations...

just relax...

and take some "ME" time on...

Happy Shop'n!

Kim, Sunflower Antics