Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The Miracle of Toilet Paper


Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror
complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not
so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day
take a piece of toilet paper and rub
it between them for a few seconds"

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper
and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it
between my breasts. "How long will this
take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a
period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped.

"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my
breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he
may even walk again although he will probably
continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man. Now on a more serious note.......


Spruce up your bathroom with this unusual music box toilet paper holder offered by offered by goldi


Fleapirates said...


chateycathey said...

PMPLMBO OMG Grannie you are crazy and I love you for it LOL

Supergranny said...

What does 'pinplmimbo' mean?PMPLMBO

Fleapirates said...

I think she means "peeing my pants, laughing my butt off"! She needs yer toilet paper! :o

chateycathey said...

LOL Flea. She is right SG

kornkountrytreasures said...

I am still laughing!! Knew it had to be you without even seeing the authors name!!